you might be a redneck if...

your soon-to-be 3 year old son's favorite sing-a-long song contains the following lyrics...

"please operator, can you trace this call? don't know where i'm drinkin', which dirty beer hall..."

yes my friends, if you listen closely you'll hear the tone-ster belting out some garth brooks with daddy while cruisin' in the family truckster...you won't see him singing as he would have clammed up then, so it's just us sitting in the dark of the truck. you'll just have to close your eyes and imagine his adorable face singing those words. it was a a true father-son (jeff foxworthy) moment like john always dreamed of...